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26th May 2017


Dwayne Johnson,a.k.a. the Rock, breaks the news that Baywatch is "way, way dirtier" than the jiggly Nineties TV series with David Hasselholf and Pamela Anderson (they both have cameos) that the movie is barely based on Zac Efron, who costars as a beefcake patty to Johnson's tomahawk ribeye, indicates that this lifeguard epic will not be a cerebral workout. So what? If you're going to see one big dumb, boobs-and-specs comedy this summer, make it this one. It's so retro it's meta.